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یه بارم منو پسر عموم داشتیم تو خیابون قدم میزدیم که چِشِمون افتاد به جایزه ویژه (BMW Z4 20i) موج آبی رفتیم نزدیکتر یه آقوی مسئول واساده بود اونجا...
من : ببخشید آقا این ماشینه قیمتش چنده؟
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منم خیلی شیک و مجلسی یه 1000تومنی از جیبم در آوردم به آقای مسئول گفتم : بیا اینو بگیر سویچ ماشینو بیار بقیشم مال خودت -_-
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دوشنبه پنجم خرداد 1393
طنز نویس شمال شرق
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سه شنبه بیست و یکم فروردین 1397 02:53 قبل از ظهر
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سه شنبه بیست و یکم فروردین 1397 02:34 قبل از ظهر
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سه شنبه بیست و یکم فروردین 1397 12:16 قبل از ظهر
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چهارشنبه پانزدهم فروردین 1397 06:35 بعد از ظهر
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سه شنبه چهاردهم فروردین 1397 04:32 قبل از ظهر
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